Bad Jokes
Introduction:
Read and Laugh
The Teacher yells out βSave the Children!β
The Lawyer says βFuck the Children!β
The Priest says βDo we have enough Time?β
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A White guy A Black guy and A Chinese guy are all window washers cleaning the same window on a penthouse apartment. A beautiful woman walks up to the window, opens it and says to them, βMy dad just died, but I donβt get my inheritance unless Iβm married. So, Iβm going to let each one of you fuck me and whoever makes me scream the loudest is the one I will marry.β
The Black guy steps forward and says βIβll go first.β
After about 5 minutes the other two hear a moan or two and the black guy comes back out.
The White guy says βIβm next.β
After about 10 minutes the others hear a small scream. The white guy comes out thinking to himself βAt least I did better then the black guy.β
The Chinese guy says βMy turn now.β
Heβs in there for not even 30 seconds before the lady starts screaming her head off.
The Chinese guy comes back out with a big smile on his face, and the other two ask him βHow did you do that?!?β
The Chinese guy just looks at them and says with a grin, βMe Chinese, Me So Slick, Me Put Windex On My Dick.β
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