THE #1 Naked celebrity website on the internet! Get 2 DAYS Trial For Just $1/DAYJoin Membership Today

Bad Jokes


Introduction:
Read and Laugh

A class of elementary school kids is flying to D.C. with their teacher. Also on the plane are a lawyer and a Catholic Priest. Half way through the trip, the captain comes on the intercom and says that the plane is going down and everyone has to jump.

The Teacher yells out β€œSave the Children!”

The Lawyer says β€œFuck the Children!”

The Priest says β€œDo we have enough Time?”

_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_–_

A White guy A Black guy and A Chinese guy are all window washers cleaning the same window on a penthouse apartment. A beautiful woman walks up to the window, opens it and says to them, β€œMy dad just died, but I don’t get my inheritance unless I’m married. So, I’m going to let each one of you fuck me and whoever makes me scream the loudest is the one I will marry.”

The Black guy steps forward and says β€œI’ll go first.”

After about 5 minutes the other two hear a moan or two and the black guy comes back out.

The White guy says β€œI’m next.”

After about 10 minutes the others hear a small scream. The white guy comes out thinking to himself β€˜At least I did better then the black guy.’

The Chinese guy says β€œMy turn now.”

He’s in there for not even 30 seconds before the lady starts screaming her head off.

The Chinese guy comes back out with a big smile on his face, and the other two ask him β€œHow did you do that?!?”

The Chinese guy just looks at them and says with a grin, β€œMe Chinese, Me So Slick, Me Put Windex On My Dick.”

(^_^)

This is my first post so please be kind in your comments, if anyone even leaves one.